rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what part of the alphabet is the wettest?

H to O

windmills-of-my-mind:

If you can’t handle me at my James Gatz you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Jay Gatsby

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

averlac:

why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them